Out On The Town [Delaney]

[{ D E L A N E Y konstantine]

As soon as Astoria said baby, Delaney thought it would be hilarious to do what she did next. She started to cringe in her chair so much that she fell out and continued wincing on the floor. "NOOOOOOOOO! NOT! YOUR! BABY!!!!!" She screamed, earning the stares of total strangers and some farmiliar faces. Once she stopped totally convulsing, she just lay there on the disgusting mall floor, twitching every now and again. "Not. A. Baby."

[emilyy]

Astoria couldn't contain her loud laughter. "What are you doing?!" She said through short breaths, she held her side; great now she had a stitch.

She looked around the restaurant, "He's very sensitive around that word" She explained to the staring strangers, almost forgetting she had just said 'He' and they could obviously see Delaney was a girl.

A worried waitress hurried over, bending down to see if Delaney was ok. "What's wrong?" She asked, sounding scared, she hadn't even served them food yet and one girl was already choking.

[{ D E L A N E Y konstantine]

Delaney thought no one would notice yeah right! and so she went ahead and did what she did. But that was so so wrong. Everyone noticed, to the extent that the waitress walked over and was actually concerned. Delaney stood up and brushed herself off and took her seat again. "No, nothing wrong. Just joking around, next time I'll be quieter, Sorry." She said, like a perfect little angel, linking her hands in her lap and everything. Because, appearences are everything, right? WRONG!

[emilyy]

Astoria hid herself behind her menu, laughing her head off so to speak.

The waitress sighed, and then looked quite stern, "Okay" She said simply, "So what would it be for you two?" She asked, getting out her electronic pad and pen to take there order.

"Pizza please" Astoria said, obviously sounding stupid, they had entered the 'Pizza Parlor' after all. She smiled innocently, deliberately winding the waitress up.

[{ D E L A N E Y konstantine]

Delaney laughed as the waitress asked what they wanted. HELLO CAPITAN OBVIOUS! We're at a pizza place, so I want a taco! "Make one slice with extra cheese and sun tried tomatoes, please." This was the best kind of pizza. Actually, Mellow Mushroom's Gourmet White was the best, it was this without tomato sauce, it had olive oil sauce, cheese, roma tomatoes, sun dried tomatoes, garlic and purple onions. It was the best EVER!

((ooc; that is actually real pizza and you stupid brits don't have mellow mushroom. its amazinggg<3))

[emilyy]

ooc;; hehe never heard of that type of pizza... we english are deprived of such things
bic;;

Astoria grinned, "Just Margarita for me" She said to the waitress, holding out her menu, for her to take with an innocent smile once again.

The waitress scribbled that down and hurried off.

"So" Astoria smiled, turning to face Delaney, "I guess i should start calling you 'Del' or something" She laughed.

[{ D E L A N E Y konstantine]

Delaney too held out her menu to the waitress. She took them with a very aggravated smile, like the airline people... who have to smile all day. Don't their faces hurt like crap!? "Thanks so much." She said, with a sugary sweet smile, one that almost hurt to imagine. Yeah, a too sweet smile... Then the waitress hurried away from them, and honestly who wouldn't?!

"Oh, no. Del sounds so gross. You could just call me by the last name, it's a dude name I think..." Delaney pondered this. Could Konstantine be a guy name... It was origianaly a girl name, but in the, like, 500 BCs, it was some emporor of somewhere and he was a dude. OH WHO CARES! "Just call me whatever you want, daaaaahlinggg."

[emilyy]

Astoria watched the waitress hurry away, "Wow" She laughed, "She looked annoyed"

"Ohh" Astoria said turning back to Delaney, "Del so suits you" She grinned, "Fine, Konstantine it is" She winked.
"Hey my hiccups have gone" She said happily, crossing her legs and folding her patterned dress over just over her knees.