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[{ L I A M bradenton]

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Today at 12:42PM, [e-mail] wrote :
Yo Loser ;p How's life treating you?
I have no credit so decided to send everyone an email :] ~Reagan

[e-mail] 's Reply :
I am not a loser, I'm an individual (: Life is treating me good except there's no parties and TOO MUCH LEARNING!! IT BURNSSSSS ):
And, btw, you never had street cred anyway. People like you cause you swing with me, I'm a playa playa fo sho (;

Peace out baby mama (:

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Today at 2:55PM [e-mail] wrote:
Individual. Psh. Same thing as loser mate. But you are one special loser. No parties! You've been missing out, didn't I invite you to my latest rave. I mean This Providence were there and everything... Shame you couldn't make it. fo sho (y) you pimp. lol. ~reagan

[e-mail] 's Reply :
Yeah special in the good way, you're special in the way that your mommy tells you you are HAHA AT YOU LOSERRRRRR! And no, no one's been kind enough to invite me and I'm very emo over it so don't tease. GOSH! FRIGGN IDIOT! And if you're serious that those bad axx dudes that i LOVE were there and you didn't invite ME, i WILL kill you in your sleep. No joke, blondie. And jtlyk, I'm YOUR pimp. You have an assignment at 8 (:

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Today at 3:30PM [e-mail] wrote :

I'm a cool loser. Leave me alone. You loser. Oh don't go all emo :[ and hide your pretty face. That might get you invited to more parties though (y) HA YOU EMO. Well, I didn't think you'd like to come, to busy being emo I guess. 8? Darn I can't make it. I'm booked already.
You can make it 9 ;]

[e-mail] 's Reply :
Aweee midget thinks I is pwetty! My life is complete (: I'm seriously mad that you didn't invite me. I thought I was your right hand party man!? And you will cancel your prior engagement, you little whxre, and you will make it at 8 to have sex with a creepy old man whose loaded on viagra JUST FOR YOU! OR ELSE![/center][/size]

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Today at 4:08PM [e-mail] wrote :

I complete you. :] You are one of my right hand party men; i have many. I will have to get back to you on that one, I mean this ones been booked for a while. -nods- I can send a replacement. ha. though I have to say it might be a bit of a let down.

LIAM.lover@watsonacademy 's Reply :
Yes, Reagan, you totally do complete me, I'm nothing without you. And as you're other half, I officially declare that I am now your ONLY right hand party man. I don't want you getting in bed with those OTHER party boys. I'm a party man, they're party boys. I'm much better anyway. You don't need them. And jtlyk you would be a REALLY bad prostitute... but i love you anyway (:[/center]
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Today at 4:45PM [e-mail] wrote :

Excuse me mister. I think I deserve to wear the trousers in the relationship! like totally. get in bed with any other ;o who do you think i am. but how would you know eh? i think you'll find i can fulfill that profession perfectly, although ill stick with something that involves less effort.

LIAM.lover@watsonacademy's Reply :
Last time I checked, I don't wear skirts and dresses so I have to wear pants. Sorry. Psh, where do you get off saying that? We haven't hooked up! And I think you're Reagan Swan, but I'm not totally sure. You could be the cookie monster. I always thought you were a liiiiiitle too fuzzy to be a girl. You have to be a monsterously furry blue thing, I know it. [/center][/size]

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Today at 5:08PM [e-mail] wrote :

Well I thought Princesses always had to wear there gowns. Your not a very good one are you. The cookie monsters dead idiot :] It is the Fruit Monster now, because children should be encouraged to eat healthily. 8] I think you got me mistaken for my identical twin honey.
I'm not the blue one.

[e-mail] 's Reply:
No, remember I said I'm NOT a princess, but if I was I would wear dresses. Nice save, smart one (; I had sex with Fruit Monster last week, how could I not remember. Lemme tell ya something, Fruit Monster is a FREAAAAAK (; As far as your twin goes, I don't get how I could have missed that. The resemblance is striking... almost scary. But maybe that's just your face... I'm not sure, I'm temporarily blinded by your ugliness (:[/center][/size]

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Today at 5:56PM [e-mail] wrote :

The cookie monster is far more appealing too me. Blue is such a turn on. I know, no wonder I am always getting stopped by passers by, they want to check that I'm a friendly monster. Oh no! I blinded you, I truly am sorry. I have that effect on people sometimes. Its touching.

[e-mail] 's Reply :
You know, I go for the green ones more than the blue. I don't know why, it's just.... oooooh. I don't know, green is just so sexy. I bet people stop you in the street, and I also bet that if you were a whxreish monster, you would have wayyyyy too much monster sex, and therefore an impressive slew of STDs. Hahaha now I want you to get tested so I can find out all the ones you have. Fifty bucks on chlamidia and ghonorrea and herpes, what are you betting? Oh and maybe crabs too. That's an extra ten, but it's a seperate bet.[/center][/size]

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Today at 6:28PM [e-mail] wrote :

I'm perfectly sure my count of diseases is fairly low thank you mister. Fifty bucks your on. I'm totally clear, because I'm a good girl. Safe sex my love; you should learn the definition yourself.
And to think of all those poor women you've impregnated! shame on you Princess Liam.

[e-mail] 's Reply :
That's not funny. I wrap my willy every time. I've only made one girl pregnant and she had an abortion before anyone knew, okay? It was one time! I just wanted to know if I could slip one past the goalie, y'know, if my boys could swim. AND THEY CAN![/center][/size]

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Today at 6:56PM [e-mail] wrote :

Good boy then. Have a special needs medal. HAHA. congrats! bet you took a tonne of swimming lessons though.

[e-mail] 's Reply :
Your mom has special needs, blue one. AND FOR YOUR INFO, HUGE MEANIE, I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO SWIM. KTHXSTFU (: JK i learned when i was like 5, but there's not lessons for the other type of swimming, that was all natural born talent. so ha (:[/center][/size]